my alcohoroscope..hee hee

GEMINI:
Drinking style....Geminis can drink without changing their behavior much -- they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with finesse and allusion, then doing something to belive an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Geminis possess the magic ability to flirt successfully(and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people at once. They like to order different cocktails every round -- repetition is boring-- and may create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for their own amusement.

IS THIS ME OR WHAT???? LOL!!!!