Found a couple of jokes.....

Q: What the difference between a Longhorn and Rice Crispies?
A: Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.



Did you hear that they can't have any more parties at t.u.?
They guy who knew the recipe for ice graduated!


There's an Aggie, a Longhorn, and a Baylor Bear that all just broke out of jail. They went to hide out in an old animal warehouse. The Aggie and Bear each hid in a box and the Longhorn hid in a bag. The police walked in and knocked on the Aggie box. With plenty of experience working with livestock, the Aggie replied, "Moo!" The police said, "Oh, it's just a cow." After knocking on the Bear's box, the Bear instinctively replied, "Grrrroooowwwwlllll!" The police said, "Oh, it's just a bear!" the police shook the t-sip's bag and the t-sip said, "Potatoes!"