Do I give you that much of a thrill??

So you come to MCF, get approved, and then stalk my blog?? Why??
Do I thrill you that much?? Are you that attracted to me that you have to go to that much trouble just to go through every entire post I make???
God, lady, you got it bad....one thing though?? I'm an outtie girl, WHICH MEANS I like outties, you know, men??? Maybe you should try them sometime.
Good God, lady...what I write on my blog means nothing to the outside person; only to my friends does it matter what I put here. So whatever you have for me??? LOSE IT! Sheesh!!!